The First Love

When a wild woman becomes tamed but thinks it's her who needs to do the taming...

The message was that boys will be boys. That you’ve got to keep your man happy. That men need to be tamed. Apparently Jo Wood gave Ronnie Wood a blowjob every morning to keep him satisfied. He wasn’t though, was he? And that’s because the message is wrong. Really, it’s the women who are wild. And it’s the men who are trying to tame us.

I didn’t know this back then, though. And so when I laid eyes on the guy who would go on to become The First Love in a crowd at a festival, my first thought was: how can I make him mine? And soon after: I’ll have to charm him beyond any charming he’s ever had before because otherwise, he’ll get away.